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cuckoldlifeandtimes: You are out of town working and your best friend sends you a picture of your Wife and two guys and you are sure one is him. Your life is never going to be the same when you get home and She is never going to be satisfied just fucking
giant wilford taking care of a tiny celine gives me life that is all*dives out window*
life: He combs, we swoon: an Italian man and his girlfriend, 1963. This tender image is one of LIFE’s most romantic photos. (Photo: Paul Schutzer—TIme & Life Pictures/Getty Images) I’ve never had a man comb my hair. Just realized that!
“Resuscitation?” “So, I was just biding my time, chilling in the shallow water when I see these two girls I sorta know. On life guard duty, right? They spot me too, so I wave hello. The next thing I know, I’m being dragged out
lahmelovingbitches: sad-butsassy: shinnomew: my-littletony: vixen7: I’m crying. ITS BACK “You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voiceI’m very happy “I will rip your fucking throat out this just made my entire life though
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it
Sigh, I need more Shenny in my life
aintborntipycal-blog: “Do you think I don’t know that? ‘Cause this is my life, it’s not fun, it’s not smart, it’s just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will.”
THIS is the fucking WEIRDEST thing I’ve drawn in my entire life…!don’t judge me, I’m so tired and it’s so hot, I just want her to take me to the bottom of the ocean rnImagine her walking like that tho lol
I honestly love everything about my body, lately I’ve been lonely and bored with my sexual life…
I was so fucking happy yesterday, like everything was going well and I didn’t feel stressed & i haven’t been that happy in so long then I had the day to myself today and I feel so sad. My mood has flipped so badly and idk how to stop it
I DONT CARE ABOUT “havin fun” “sending pics” “seeing your dick” etc IM DOING MY THING TRYING TO MAKE MONEY AND BE HAPPY , I’m a person with a fucking life. Not just pictures. I’m confident and happy
xmoonbeambutterfly: saragabriela: westeastsouthnorth: Fort Lauderdale, Florida It’s so fucking awesome that I live there. RIGHT THERE? Like a few streets away, just living my whole life in paradise. I’m very lucky. Home.
Golly gee life been depressing for the last 2 weeks (technically 3 years if we are being honest) and it’s still going I’m so tired….. I just don’t want to do things but I have so much I need to do and tried of being fake with my friends when
total-desillusioniert:schlaflos-inberlin:gutterprince:This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life.Wft einfach unglaublich.
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
Just went on a blocking spree. Cross me, or tell me how to run my fucking blog, and how to live my fucking life and I'll fucking block you.
cocotingo: music-cecilia-3: johanatis: theletterwsarseflap: my-endless-eternity: seyiku: Also MY LIFE Second to last one for me. My life right now Thats just like me Why does it hurt? Oh yeah, I know why.
greatbriton: donnerdont: greatbriton: seriously guys. i make these tony/rhodey gifsets or photosets and i get more character feels thrown on them for tony/anybody but rhodey that i just fucking stare at my computer screen in complete shock sometimes.
I’m home alone, about to cry to the song I’m listening to and all I can think to myself is fuck, is this the way my life is always going to be?
“Tell That Mick He Just Made My To-Do List” is my go-to fuck you song to my life the past five months. It’s 2 real for me after all of this bullshit.
semi-dumbass:The Haunting of Bly manor reinforces my biggest fear.It isn’t ghosts, it lays in finding the love of your life, having them love you back completely and losing them. Leaving nothing but memories behind.And that’s a rational fear,
Just fuck my life and kill me already.
dragongirltitties:keranos-god-of-storm-crows:Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it happy black out and reblog posts monday
Alright. Confession time -I’m 32 years old and I just figured out how to use tampons. Been using pads my entire period life and now just figured it out at work. Had no pads on me, saw tampons under the sink and took a fucking leap. I FEEL REBORN!
gremlint: the cursed child plot is the worst thing ive read in my entire life please read it i’m losing my mind
tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious
luxiv: alwaysecretlyours: fighting-against-myself-forever: veganfitnesss: renniesane: I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY WHOLE TUMBLR LIFE seriously. THIS NEEDS TO GET FUCKING PASSED AROUND GUYS remember this everyone yes just fucking yes
koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
babylizard: billhitchert: billhitchert: I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE minimal golf. not
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
My aunt just messaged me telling me she has breast cancer. Fuck my lifeIt brings up all these unresolved feelings I’ve harbored towards that side of my family. I feel so awful for that and I just want her to be okay. I just want her not to suffer and
I just wish my parents were capable of fixing things with their 14 year old daughter instead of blowing up at her. I might have made things worse but my mother just drives me up a fucking wall.
Okay. I lied. I am now finished all the work I wanted to get done today. Fuck my life. Someone give me neck and shoulder massage pls. I am tense.
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
life-fleeting-and-not-eating: I just wish my parents, teacher and classmates could see how fucking hard I’m fucking trying to do this shit, I’m trying to finish all my homework, I’m trying to study for all these fucking tests every week but you
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
traumatizedterezi: legs-are-just-for-show: I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time this post just changed my whole life
rogue-cas-whore:leh-sarah: cockyroaches: cookiie-doe: traumatizedterezi: legs-are-just-for-show: I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time this post just changed my whole life
spoopkin: “Tired of your sex life? Wanna just fucking die?!?”
please-stay-for-dinner: my kinks include: -choking -keep choking me -literally just end my life
odoh: hackbag: THIS WAS ON ACTUAL TELEVISION TO BE SEEN BY LIVING, BREATHING INDIVIDUALS Do you ever just see something and you just cannot process it as real no matter how many times you see it or try to wrap your mind around it
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me
I’m not slut shaming anyone out there because we all view life differently but I take pride that not a lot of people have got to just fuck me. I stood my ground and said no. I asked them to prove themselves worthy. I told them they needed to change
dduane:themasterslover:seriously-what-is-my-life:xanthewalter:wrong-url-motherfucker:Government, Monty Python StyleStill brilliantly funny all these years later.BEST INSULTS whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few
weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t
no, I think I'll just finish off two bags of doritos instead.
The most hilarious thing ever just happened. My father came outside to tell me I didn’t use his preferred oil to fill my car, so I told him I’d buy my own from now on and he started yelling and screaming at me. Then the neighbor’s dog
kaycxpher: It’s just like my life….in a way…Stan with a ponytail sure is something huh?
If my sleeping pattern is this fucked up next week, I really feel like my body is going to literally just completely give up on me. But will I change it? Nope, never do.
cockyroaches: cookiie-doe: traumatizedterezi: legs-are-just-for-show: I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time this post just changed my whole life i- Same mood
stevencrewniverse: Just a few hours away from the premiere of “Keystone Motel” Written and Storyboarded by Paul Vellico and Raven Molisee! Tonight at 6pm e/p!
tarajenkins: goatoro: bbys <3 The best <3
just some choice screenshots i’ve decided to dump here, i thought you might find them amusing haha (look at them bedroom eyes tho)
Just disappointed about a lot of things right now…….
Second weekend in a row I spend with this man and I think I just met my best friend